IT'S BACK!!

That's right - the Philip Chandler news channel is back. And it's bigger and BETTER than ever before!! We've got funky font colours, italic text and some even cooler special tricks to unleash. And best of all....LASHINGS OF PHILTH!! How can we bear the excitement?? I'll tell you - we can't! Aaagh!

I digress.

In recent news, our beloved Philthy Phil, king of the audibly-snorting financiers, spent nary a happy hour with us in the, oh-so-delightful, country of the fabled Attaturk. Yup - Turkey! They let him in!! Boats were sailed and a tip top fantastic time was had by all concerned. Hearty portions of Kofti, Lokum and Efes all round! Sadly there was not time to visit the many splendid ruins of Turkey, such as Troy, Ephesus or Cyprus. But next time maybe.

Well I hope you're at least partially full, as that's yer lot!

Signing off, as ever, your omniscient "phil eye-in-the-sky".

Over and out.
You're not supposed to be reeding this. Fool. This is why there are speling erors.