This week's news is...

...There is no news.

Sorry.

We can only assume Phil has been diligently drinking his favourite flavoured milk drinks and getting an early night. We promise to try harder!

Pointless Phil Phact: When Phil didn't blow his nose for a week in 1997, Kleenex shares fell 8%! But this was only a temporary respite in the honking and within 6 months Kleenex's price had DOUBLED.