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Hello guys and gals! Well, this is it - the long awaited Philip Chandler comment board! This page will be updated regularly with all your Phavourite Phil Phacts (and Philth!).
Fun facts about Phil:
- Phil blows his nose twice a day
- Phil went to Lincoln College, Oxford University
- Phil has a younger brother
- Phil holds the world record for the loudest nose blowing recorded at an amazing 135db - the same as standing next to a 747 takıng off!!
- Phil takes a long time in the shower - what is he doing in there?
- If you laid Phil end to end, he would be be 3 metres long
- Phil lives in London, England
- Phil is 25
- If Phil was as big as the sun, he would be bigger than Big Ears
- Phil works as a wannabe financier
- Phil's maximum velocity is 16 knots
- Phil orbits the sun every 365 days
- Phil's parents are very proud of Phil and love him dearly
- Phil has a viscosity of 3.6 parsecs
posted by Philophiles @ 5:36 PM
8 Comments:
just lately Phil likes stamping on things...is he becoming a a philatilist?
Well we can only assume Phil is trying to stamp his mark on history...
sometimes, sad people like you really piss me off.
Now frankly young man, there is really no need for such coarse language. Children and elderly people read this site! Have a little consideration for the sensitivities of others not so vulgar as your surly self!
Phil used to have a hamster called fimbly but it pined away when he went to London and now it makes an incredibly useful doorstop.
You missed out Phil has a very small penis
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