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Philip Chandler

Friday, August 25, 2006

Timmy!

Newsflash: Phil is thinking of going on holiday with his pet (Timmy) to the Caribbean! We should describe Timmy. Timmy is an omnivorous mammal, the height of a grown man. Timmy is a winged animal, which in its formative stage migrates to the chilly north on a weekly basis. Phil's Timmy is now fully formed. Its greeting call sounds like a screeched 'halloya'!

Stay tuned for the next Phil Phlash!

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2 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Where can you buy Timmies? Are they indigenous or do they have to be imported? If so, do they need a pet passport?

10:46 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Who the fuck is tis cocksucker?

9:05 PM  

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